From now on I’m giving Clare Edwards like advice. Or at least that’s what the anon just asked me to do.
Whatever that means.
Help is on the way, dear!
Your awesome tagline
Alright FINE!
Due to a lot of protest I’ve decided to just be your normal everyday advice blog.
To my current followers, SORRY! I’ll still make the occasional snide remark I guess but people are apparently looking for real advice. You know, because they have no friends or family to turn to.
Alright people,
I don’t need anymore praise or hate in the ask box I just need stuff to respond to.
SO COME THE FUCK ON!
Anonymous asked:
Dear Big Sis,
You're responses seem very brash, not in a bitchy mean girls way, but in a very jockstrap scratch your balls way. I was wondering if you were actually a man.
If not, who would you be if you WERE a man?
Forever yours,
Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman
You're responses seem very brash, not in a bitchy mean girls way, but in a very jockstrap scratch your balls way. I was wondering if you were actually a man.
If not, who would you be if you WERE a man?
Forever yours,
Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman
Dear Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman,
Why the hell did your parents name you as such?
Anyways, it’s irrelevant whether I am a man or woman but let’s just call me Johnny Knoxville.
I’m a jack ass. I make dumb ass decisions that everyone can benefit from by hearing of these decisions and saying “I’m never fucking doing that.” Yet even as I make these decisions everyone’s saying “YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL!”
I’m also damn funny.
<3 Big Sis
Anonymous asked:
YOUR ADVICE SUCKS.
You're just fucking peoples lives up with your shitty "advice".
Stop, before you permanently fuck someone's life up.
You're just fucking peoples lives up with your shitty "advice".
Stop, before you permanently fuck someone's life up.
Bitches know what they’re getting into when they submit stuff here.
<3 Big Sis
in--bloom asked:
Just reply in my ask box if you wish.
You reblogged me and said:
Unless that “friend“‘s a bitch and you wanna give her a heads up you’re stealing her man. You know, as a friend. <3 Big Sis
to my piece od advice post. My "friend" did this to me. Not thew other way around. Your advice sucks. Thanks for the attemopt though
You reblogged me and said:
Unless that “friend“‘s a bitch and you wanna give her a heads up you’re stealing her man. You know, as a friend. <3 Big Sis
to my piece od advice post. My "friend" did this to me. Not thew other way around. Your advice sucks. Thanks for the attemopt though
I guess I’m going to have to answer this one out of character.
I was hoping I would never have to put a disclaimer on this stuff because I thought it was really obvious.
This isn’t real “advice.” And I’m pretty sure none of the entries submitted were real questions. This is just making fun of all the stuff you hear the HBIC types saying.
Haven’t you ever watched a movie or TV show and listened to some “Big Sis” type that gave awful advice? That’s exactly what this is.
I could give real advice but I’m pretty sure my followers don’t want to read that because the reason they follow is because it’s all meant to be a joke.
Cool down.
Anonymous asked:
Dear big sis,
are you lord voldemort?
signed,
just wondering
are you lord voldemort?
signed,
just wondering
Dear Just Wondering,
That’s one secret I’ll never tell.
You know you love me.
XOXO
<3 Big Sis
Piece of advice.
Don’t tell someone you call one of your “friend”s that you think the person they’re in love with is hot.
Unless that “friend“‘s a bitch and you wanna give her a heads up you’re stealing her man.
You know, as a friend.
<3 Big Sis
(Source: in--bloom)
A strong will is all you need to succeed.
Correction a strong will to win is all you need. IF you have a strong will to lose, you’re just fucked.
<3 Big Sis
The bitchy Holly J will forever be in our hearts.
YES PLEASE
Holly J Says:
Forever in your hearts,
forever on tumblr.
Taking ovah’.
I will rip Canadian Taylor Swift a new hole, don’t worry my dears.
Dear Followers,
Best life advice I can give you:
Don’t fuck with Holly J
Aight, bitches?
<3 Big Sis
